One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over. He grabbed his hat and a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he got nearer to the pond, he was amazed to hear the sound of laughter and shouting. When he emerged from behind a peach tree, he saw five gorgeous teenage girls skinny-dipping in his pond. As soon as they saw him, they squealed in alarm and hid themselves in the deep end.
"We're not coming out until you leave!" one of them shouted.
"Nice beaver," chuckled the old man.
"Filthy perve!" shouted another.
"Yeah...don't think you're gonna see my tits ya dirty ol' man!" screamed a third, hastily covering up the magnificent pair the old man's eyes were glued to.
The old man frowned. "Lookee here, girls. I didn't come down here to watch five little cuties swimmin' nekkid as a jaybird in mah pond. I ain't gonna make you git out nekkid neither." Holding the bucket up he said: "I'm jus' here to feed mah 'gator. Don't mind me."
"G-GATOR!!!" The girls screamed in unison. All five shrieked with fright and scrambled out of the pool.
"Here, lemme help ya out," said the old man, putting his arm around the prettiest girl.
Which goes to prove that old men who don't move so quickly can still think faster than a young stud!
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